beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

"I don’t get it.
I don’t get you at all.
Some days you care so much.
Some days you don’t at all.
I think that if you never heard
from me again, you’d be alright.
That kills me.
Not hearing from you for a week
alone breaks my heart.
How do you do it?
Share your secret please.
I need to move on.
Because you already have."
JM (via yourlittlebae)
"We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’."

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true
"We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there."

(via paulwes)

Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

(via pleasedontcallmelhead)

I have to remind myself of this constantly.

(via dxglitter)

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004